Why Would You Want to Launch An Anvil Into The Air?

Why the hell not?

There’s a new video sweeping around the net, born of sheer awesome manliness mixed in with the Southern US love for guns and explosive things. It is a simple video, consisting of a guy called Gay Wilkinson (no, that’s his name), a self-styled “world champion anvil shooter”, lauching an anvil 200 feet in the air. With nothing but some gunpowder.

In all honesty, with a name like Gay I’m not surprised that he became proficient in it. Someone laughs at his name? They stop very quickly when he launches a fucking anvil at their head. Anyway, I shouldn’t have to explain to you why launching an anvil 200 feet into the air is awesome. Or why launching anything that wasn’t made to fly is cool. If I do, then you are not a man.

Funny thing that he should call himself “word champion”, though. No one outside the Southern States does it. Although I suppose that if you point this out, he launches an anvil at your head.

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